This piece and accompanying script were done as a fan, with love and admiration for DC Comics and all of the creators who breathed life into these characters.
Read More"Heeeeeeeyyyy, he went yard on that one! Teddy f*ckin' Ballgame! Waka waka waka!"
#FozzieFozzowitz #JewBear #IngloriousMuppits
Read More"Oh Piggy, I just hate those gosh-darn Nazi's so much!"
#KermitTheApache #IngloriousMuppits
ABC is having a hard time figuring out exactly what to do with the Muppets, once one of the hottest properties in Hollywood. God knows I loved them growing up, but now it seems like every other year they're trying to relaunch a movie or a TV series only to see it flop.
So being a bit of a creative genius, I figured I'd turn my attention to solving this problem, and– I gotta tell ya– I think I knocked it out of the park. We just take that old Muppets, maddash Hollywood charm and give it a little modern grit with some help from one the master of modern grit, Quentin Tarantino.
Read MoreMakingComics.com is a great resource for illustrators at all levels, and one of my favorite websites. I recently stumbled into this great blog about using the Golden Ratio to form the composition of your illustrated pieces, and that's just what I did with this fella.
Read MoreI'm really happy with this little fight scene. Colored version is sitting on my desk, waiting to get scanned. I mostly drew it for the purpose of color, so let me describe it to you so you can get the full effect now:
Read MoreThere is a lot of cursing, because people love cursing.
Read MoreShazarro was created when Mister Mxyzptlk extracted him from the demented imagination of Bizarro. This inner "Bizarroland" is populated by manifestations of the monster's fractured and distorted understanding of the world around him. Mxyzptlk found Bizarro's mental rendering of Shazam, stole his secret word, and bestowed it upon young Freddie Dingus–truly, the biggest shithead on earth.
Read MoreAfter a lengthy legal battle and ensuing corporate embargo, I– Bo McGee (aka Bobby McGee; aka Bob Barron; aka Turbo St. Allion)–along with my wife Maria Mealla de McGee, have regained control of the CTOB blog feed.
Read MoreEverything is really terrible, and you are a huge part of the problem (no offense). Most of the world is generally a disaster and nobody is doing a god damned thing to help. We'd probably all be better off if an asteroid hit the earth and killed 99% of the population. Honestly– and I'm not trying to be rude, it's just the truth– you make me want to puke.
Read MoreIf you're a single guy who wants to get the most out of your vacation, you should check out these 8 vacation destinations for single guys!
Read MoreMany studies by top scientists in the field of attraction are starting to show that more and more women are starting to enjoy dating men who live with Persistent Nervous Impotence.
By some estimates, as many as %15 of American males struggle with Persistent Nervous Impotence; a chronic condition in which men can not achieve or maintain an erection not due to any medical or mechanical issues, but more because of anxiety, depression, or cowardice. While some handle the matter quietly, with dignity, others find comfort in support groups.
Read MoreHello, my name is Sad Tom.I am an intern at CTOB, which is a job that I don't like very much. I thought that it would be my dream job because I am generally capable when it comes to menial tasks. But I hate it.
Read MoreTrump may be a full blown clown show, but he puts some provocative ideas on the table. I mean, maybe the Washington establishment does need a shake-up. Maybe it is about time that someone spoke truth to power, and refused to read from the script. Maybe someone needs to be asking uncomfortable questions to our leaders in a way they can't ignore. Maybe the political dialogue needs to include the unrestrained voice of a hostile electorate. Also, I wonder which candidate has the biggest dick?
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A short while back, I set upon the challenge of completing a new illustration every day for as many consecutive days as I possibly could. I did it because I was in a bit of a creative funk, and I wanted to serve my most fundamental creative impulse: to draw pictures that tell stories.
Read MoreI– like many illustrators– keep a day job. We're mostly a bunch of working-class jabroni's who beat the creative anvil on our nights and weekends. It's not the robust industry it once was. Maybe a guy like me would have had a desk in the offices of a newpaper 20 years ago, but that time has passed. So I push lead and sling ink between shifts, mostly for love of the art but it also pulls in some extra scratch. That's called the American dream, babe.
Read MoreListen up you fat, ugly rednecks: with last weeks "Villains Of New York" illustration, we officially broke the previous record of 6 consecutive days of new illustrations. "Aquaman In Captivity" got color and a minor redesign and brought us to day 8, then "Sir Grzzwall" took us on to 9.
Read MoreSir Grzzwall is a dynamic, high-octane musical persona. He first found local accolades as a member of the popular Latin-fusion collective Bayonics. He's also been a close friend of mine for the better part of 10 years. I've seen him on stage with Bayonics several times at the venerable Elbo Room and I was consistently blown away. He brings an intensity to the stage that can overpower the horns section. He exudes charisma and animalistic intent. The audience seems to bounce and gyrate a few inches off the floor, like marionettes dancing as he pulls their strings to the beat.
Read MoreI decided to use today's illustration to loop back to one of my favorite pieces and hit it with some long-overdue color. I used watercolor (as I typically do) and went for a washed-out bubblegum palette.
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