Here's My Pitch For Jurassic World 2: Jurassic Planet

The pitch is extremely simple:

1. Replace Chris Pratt's character with Star-Lord. No big deal, do it in the first 5 minutes of the movie. I don't even know his character's name in Jurassic World. I think he's a military guy or maybe a veterinarian or something. Whatever. How about he just dies and Star-Lord is the hero of Jurassic World 2? I mean, since we've already got Chris Pratt, let's just do Star-Lord.

2. Star-Lord needs my help. I'm a brilliant geneticist who has bred a team of horse-sized French Bulldogs (who can talk).
    
3. There is a lot of cursing, because everybody loves cursing.
    
4. The rest of the story is pretty much right there in the illustration. I don't want to spoil the ending, but Dr. Manhattan shows up. 
    
5. Also, that's a lightsaber on the end of Indominous Rex's tail. 

That movie makes a billion dollars, easily.