The Stoner, issue 6 (part 2): Gossip Girl episode 122 — Royal Scandal: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Shake Up The Upper East Side (part 1)

 The Stoner, issue 6 (part 2.5): Gossip Girl episode 123 — Royal Scandal: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Shake Up The Upper East Side (part 2)

Serena van der Woodsen strolled through Central Park on a sunny afternoon, her designer sunglasses shielding her eyes from the bright light. She was on her way to meet her best friend Blair Waldorf for a picnic when she heard the sound of horse hooves approaching.

She turned around to see a handsome man riding a horse through the park, with a group of bodyguards following closely behind. As he got closer, she realized it was none other than Prince Harry.

Serena's heart skipped a beat as she watched him dismount from his horse and approach her.

"Hello," he said with a charming smile. "I couldn't help but notice you admiring my horse. Do you ride?"

"I do," Serena replied, trying to sound casual. "But I've never ridden a horse as magnificent as yours."

"Would you like to take a ride with me?" Prince Harry asked, extending his hand to help her mount the horse.

Serena couldn't believe her luck. She took his hand and swung up onto the horse, feeling like a true princess.

As they rode through the park, Prince Harry regaled her with stories of his travels and adventures. Serena laughed and listened, captivated by his charismatic personality and easy charm.

By the time they reached Blair's picnic spot, Serena knew she had met someone truly special. She thanked Prince Harry for the ride and exchanged numbers before he rode off into the sunset.

Blair couldn't believe her eyes when she saw Serena walking towards her hand in hand with Prince Harry. "Serena, what just happened? Who is this guy?" she asked in disbelief.

Serena just smiled, looking like the cat that caught the canary, "Just a prince charming, Blair."

Chuck Bass walked into the luxurious penthouse of the Palace Hotel, his eyes scanning the room for any potential prospects. He was in town for a business meeting and decided to make the most of his free time.

As he was about to order a drink at the bar, he noticed a stunning woman sitting alone at a table. She was engrossed in a book, her long brown hair falling in soft curls around her shoulders.

Chuck couldn't help but be drawn to her and decided to make his move. He sauntered over to her table and sat down without an invitation. "I couldn't help but notice you sitting here all alone," he said with a smirk. "I'm Chuck Bass. And you are?"

The woman looked up at him, her brown eyes sparkling. "Meghan Markle," she said, extending her hand.

Chuck took her hand and brought it to his lips, kissing it gently. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Meghan," he said. "Can I buy you a drink?"

Meghan smiled and agreed. They spent the next hour talking and laughing over drinks, and Chuck knew he had met someone special.

As the night came to a close, Meghan stood up to leave. Chuck walked her to the door and before she left, he asked for her number. "I'd love to see you again," he said, giving her his most charming smile.

Meghan hesitated for a moment, but something about Chuck's confident demeanor and mysterious charm made her say yes. She gave him her number and he made sure to call her the next day.

Jenny Humphrey walked into the exclusive boutique on Madison Avenue, feeling out of place in her thrift-store clothes. She had been invited to the store's private shopping event by her friend, Serena van der Woodsen.

As she browsed the racks of designer clothes, she couldn't help but feel envious of the other guests, all dressed in designer gowns and jewels.

Just as she was about to leave, feeling out of place, she heard a friendly voice calling out to her. "Jenny, is that you?"

She turned around to see Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, smiling at her.

Jenny couldn't believe her eyes. She had always admired Kate from afar, but had never expected to meet her in person.

Kate took her by the arm and led her over to a private seating area. "I saw you looking a bit lost," she said with a smile. "I thought I'd come over and say hello."

Jenny was in awe, Kate was even more beautiful in person. They talked and laughed for hours, bonding over their shared love of fashion and their experiences in the public eye.

By the end of the night, Jenny knew she had made a new best friend. Kate invited her to join her on her upcoming tour of New York City, and Jenny couldn't wait to spend more time with her new friend.

Princess Kate had been so bored since she came to New York City.

She had come with her husband, Prince William, who was in town to negotiate the purchase of some art and jewelry from Bass Industries

Along with Kate came her Step-Father, Duke Wefster of Fuffsix; his great-aunt, the Lady of Sefrashire; and Kate’s daughter from her first marriage, Peppa. 

New York excited the Princess of Wales, but the presence of her family was stifling. 

Perhaps that’s why Prince Kate Middleton couldn’t stop thinking about Jenny Humphrey.

Blair Waldorf sat in the drawing room of her Upper East Side penthouse, sipping tea and plotting her next move. She had just received word that her archenemy, Jenny Humphrey, had teamed up with Chuck Bass to ruin her reputation.

Just as she was about to hatch a plan to take them down, her maid announced a surprise visitor: Prince William.

Blair couldn't believe her luck. She had been trying to get close to the royal for months, but had never had the opportunity. She quickly composed herself and greeted him with a warm smile.

"Your Royal Highness," she said, curtsying. "To what do I owe the honor of this visit?"

"I understand you're having some trouble with your enemies," Prince William said, taking a seat across from her. "I happen to have a bit of experience in that area myself. I thought we could help each other out."

Blair's mind raced as she considered the possibilities. With the help of a royal, she could take down Chuck and Jenny once and for all.

"I would be honored to accept your assistance," she said, pouring him a cup of tea. "What do you suggest?"

Prince William leaned in and whispered his plan in her ear. Blair listened intently, a wicked grin spreading across her face.

The next day, Blair and Prince William put their plan into action. They used their connections and influence to spread rumors and false information about Chuck and Jenny, tarnishing their reputations and causing them to lose status and power in New York society.

In the end, Blair and Prince William emerged victorious, and their enemies were left to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives.

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