"The Resurrection of Jake Roberts" red band trailer looks kind of dark...

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The one looks like a real fucking rib-tickler if you ask me. Jake the Snake never struck me as a guy who had all of his shit fully together, even when I was a little kid. The great Beyond the Mat helped fill that picture in a bit and now I really can't wait to see the third act in this genuinely compelling story. 

It's Still Real To Me, Dammit.
Tommy Touchdown Knows A Thing Or Two About Setting Records
Tommy Touchdown Knows A Thing Or Two About Setting Records

Listen up you fat, ugly rednecks: with last weeks "Villains Of New York" illustration, we officially broke the previous record of 6 consecutive days of new illustrations. "Aquaman In Captivity" got color and a minor redesign and brought us to day 8, then "Sir Grzzwall" took us on to 9. 

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Give me Kevin Owens vs Steve Austin in a Strap Match at Wrestlemania 32 in Texas
Give me Kevin Owens vs Steve Austin in a Strap Match at Wrestlemania 32 in Texas

I drew this for the #IllustrationADay challenge. I am going to manifest a dream match with vision boards, Ryback style. 

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Tom Brady will be your Ric Flair
Tom Brady will be your Ric Flair

You want a bad guy, On-Air Commissioner Goodell? TB12 will be your bad guy. 

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Day 2: "Lost in Public"
Day 2: "Lost in Public"

Day 2, round 2 of #IllustrationADay. This piece is a work of fiction, and so are you.

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Day 1 (again): #KOvsSCSA
Day 1 (again): #KOvsSCSA

After a long and tough Sunday at my day job-- dutifully repairing broken teacups-- I need to let my body and brain rest. I grew up on the WWE and-- while my mother has finally convinced me that some portions of the show may not be entirely what they appear-- I still enjoy the broad strokes storytelling and bombastic theatrics. 

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Last minute Prop Bets for Wrestlemania!
Last minute Prop Bets for Wrestlemania!

Happy Wrestlemania! The CTOB Editorial team will be watching from Kezar Pub in San Francisco and we'll be live-tweeting the event and rooting for the bad guys! Here's a last minute look at where we're putting our money:

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"The Resurrection of Jake Roberts" red band trailer looks kind of dark...
"The Resurrection of Jake Roberts" red band trailer looks kind of dark...

Date movie of the year for sure.

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Check Out This Mini-Doc on Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Check Out This Mini-Doc on Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka

What's the Supe-Supe-Superfly up to these days?

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"SNAKE MAN!"
"SNAKE MAN!"

The betrayal of the Ultimate Warrior by the coward Jake Roberts is one of my earliest and most enduring memories of horror in art. See it come back to life-- seed to harvest-- for #Inktober.

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5 Things I Learned From My First Year In The Pot-Growing Business
5 Things I Learned From My First Year In The Pot-Growing Business

From getting my first job in the weed business to seeing the future of the legitimate cannabis industry; the journey is long and far from over.

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#ClockTalk episode 1- hot takes on Doomsday Clock, DC’s follow up to The Watchmen
#ClockTalk episode 1- hot takes on Doomsday Clock, DC’s follow up to The Watchmen

 #CLOCKTALK is a transmedia talk show, produced live in real time with no script and driven forward by a real time dialogue with the audience.

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"Fight!"
"Fight!"

It's about grisly emotions and violence. 

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Zebronkey Dreams Is On Sale Now!
Zebronkey Dreams Is On Sale Now!

Zebronkey Dreams represents cutting edge innovation. We've taken the popular trend of coloring apps and repackaged them into this sturdy, hard-media interface platform, which is fully operational off-line and has a cool retro aesthetic!

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Heshies Are Joints With A Filter For Some Reason; A Pack Of Joints Reviewed *PLUS* A Brand New Illustration
Heshies Are Joints With A Filter For Some Reason; A Pack Of Joints Reviewed *PLUS* A Brand New Illustration

On a recent trip through Grass Roots, I stumbled upon a demo for Heshies, a brand of pre-rolled joints that feature a cigarette-like filter. Read on for my full review...

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The Pax Era Is A Sleek And Discreet Way To Get A Hit In; A Vape Pen Review
The Pax Era Is A Sleek And Discreet Way To Get A Hit In; A Vape Pen Review

I recently picked up the Pax Era and took it for a test drive. It's got a futuristic look and a lot of buzz, but does the smoking experience stand up? Read on to find out.

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I've Got 7 Solid Rules To Live By (So Far)-- UPDATED, ILLUSTRATED, and NOW ON-SALE!
I've Got 7 Solid Rules To Live By (So Far)-- UPDATED, ILLUSTRATED, and NOW ON-SALE!

This is the updated and illustrated version of the document that many people are calling a new Bible for agnostics. They're saying the old Bible sucks, and this one is way more direct and to the point and it doesn't rely on stories about magicians to convince you to be a good person. Hey- I'm not saying any of this stuff, many people are. I'm not one of them, so don't kill the messenger. I'm just saying it's a good little minicomic and you should buy one. 

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The Daydreamer By Lucy's: A Pack Of Joints Reviewed
The Daydreamer By Lucy's: A Pack Of Joints Reviewed

I'm a joint smoker. 

Sure- I love a pipe, a bong, a vape, a dab, a crunched up Sprite can or a half an apple. I can smoke weed any which way. But if I can have my way, I'm going to smoke a joint 10 times out of 10. I'm a big time joint guy.

And I'm always on the look out for the perfect pack of joints. I've found a few that I like, and a lot that don't even come close. 

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I Made My Wife Some Groovy Medicated Hot Chocolate For A Chilly Night
I Made My Wife Some Groovy Medicated Hot Chocolate For A Chilly Night

A jar of Savor High CBD Raw Cacao by Whoopi & Maya, a box of Blue Diamond Chocolate Almond Milk, and a whole lot of love. That's an easy recipe for a cozy night of rest and healing in our house.

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My Top 5 Favorite Things To Burn
My Top 5 Favorite Things To Burn

Since we’re all so god damned excited for freedom these days, let me tell you about my 5 favorite things to set on fire. Unless you’re a true friend of freedom, odds are pretty good that you won’t be happy about at least one of them.

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