And he'll take your old lady to bed, if he wants her. I bet that's why your kids look up to him so much. And maybe he would, if this shithole city wasn't full of fat, ugly, illiterate pigs-- just like everyone of you.
I drew this for the #IllustrationADay challenge. I am going to manifest a dream match with vision boards, Ryback style.
After a long and tough Sunday at my day job-- dutifully repairing broken teacups-- I need to let my body and brain rest. I grew up on the WWE and-- while my mother has finally convinced me that some portions of the show may not be entirely what they appear-- I still enjoy the broad strokes storytelling and bombastic theatrics.
Happy Wrestlemania! The CTOB Editorial team will be watching from Kezar Pub in San Francisco and we'll be live-tweeting the event and rooting for the bad guys! Here's a last minute look at where we're putting our money:
The betrayal of the Ultimate Warrior by the coward Jake Roberts is one of my earliest and most enduring memories of horror in art. See it come back to life-- seed to harvest-- for #Inktober.
Today's illustration is a personal allegory about how our young brains sort information. Also, pro-wrestling.