Tom Brady is not just the greatest quarterback in the history of football.

He is the greatest contender in the history of sport. 

And he'll take your old lady to bed, if he wants her. I bet that's why your kids look up to him so much. And maybe he would, if this shithole city wasn't full of fat, ugly, illiterate pigs-- just like everyone of you. 

And you, little man, ain't gonna prove me wrong.

So step up, or shut up.

WOO!